TALES OF RAMION

Publication 24 October 2018

THE LAND OF THE LOST HAIR

The witch Griselda casts a spell to make the boys travel to her, but the slime of maggot is past its sell-by date and the boys and their parents only lose their hair. Snuggle (Dream Lord and super hero) takes the boys to the Land of Lost Hair, but Griselda follows, and sends giant combs, scissors and hair driers to get the boys. “Boy kebabs for tea!” cried Griselda jubilantly. Read more

ISBN: 9781909938106

CREATURES OF THE FOREST

In the magical forest there are Globerous Ghosts, Venomous Vampires, Scary Scots and Mystic Mummies, who (like other mummies) cannot stand boys who pick their noses. The boys are in constant danger of being turned into ghostly globs, piles of dust or being exploded by very loud bagpipe music. Thankfully, Ducky Rocky, Racing Racoons and the Hero Hedgehogs are there to help. Read more

ISBN: 9781909938144

THE DREAM THIEF

When the Dream Thief steals their mother’s dream of being an artist the boys and their Dream Lord cat, Snuggle, set off to rescue her dream. The party, including their mother as a six year old child, pass through the Place of Nightmares (where butterflies with butterfly nets, game birds with shot guns and fish with fishing rods try to get them) and enter the Land of Dreams where with the help of Little Dream and the Hero Dreamhogs they seek the stronghold of the Dream Thief and brave the mighty Gnargs, warrior servants of the Princess of the Night. Read more

ISBN: 9781909938021

FRANKIE AND THE DANCING FURIES

A storm summoned by the witch Griselda (unwitting tool of the Princess of the Night) attacks The Old Vicarage and carries off the boys’ father along with Griselda, the skull Boris (whom the Princess wants for her living art collection), the dwarves and the boys’ mother as a child. The father’s love of rock and roll distorts the spell and all travel to the land of the Dancing Furies where the spirit of the great rock god Jimi (Hendrix) takes possession of the father’s body. When he causes flowers to grow in the hair of the Dancing Furies they reveal their true nature as goddesses of vengeance. Read more

ISBN: 9781909938083